What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?